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see what happens when you lose focus. tragedy!

After spending a comfortable amount of time sitting indian style in the self help section of barnes and noble it finally came to me that it was time. to help myself and make others laugh while doing so. Quite the undertaking on dreary monday afternoon, but a little ambition and improper overuse of commas never hurt anyone. So here it is. The beginning.